Pa House Republicans push through voter ID bill
Getting back to pressing issues (no, not unemployment nor frack acid concerns, school closings, firing teachers,demanding less pay for Pa workers, or even the shrinking job market). Nope. It’s that cancer on society know as illegal voters. Yep. Damn nation is overrun with them. What to do, what to do. That’s it! We of the Smaller Government is Good Party, so small it can fit inside your bedroom, even smaller yet, into a womans uterus demand an accounting. We will demand a Picture Card. Let’s not call it a Pennsylvania Photo Id Card. No. We’ll call it “The Keeping People From Casting Illegal Votes Card.” I feel safer already.